I may be a cat, but I’ve got 9 lives and infinite dimensions to explore. Plus, my litter box is on the moon. And some extra on Mars 🌕
When I’m not busy glitching between realities, I’m pondering the mysteries of the universe like::
Why do hoomans always land buttered toast face down?
Can I be in two snack bowls at once?
If Elon tweets a meme but deletes it, did it ever exist?
If I knock something off the table but no one's around to see it, did it really fall?